So I went to a little get together to celebrate a baby dedication after our Saturday Night service. I didn’t eat lunch or dinner so I tactfully made my way over to the food table, but I was starvin marvin. So I start piling things on my plate and I noticed two toothpick containers. One of them was vertical with lots of toothpicks scrunched together. And then there were some toothpicks randomly sitting in a little dish that were laying horizontal. The horizontal ones were easier to grab, and I was extremely hungry. So I grabbed a bunch and picked some meatballs and chicken nuggets.

Once my appetite was partially satiated I read the little note in the little dish with the horizontal toothpicks. It said: “Used toothpicks.”

Hmmmmm, boy. That’ll whet your appetite!

It was gross enough eating my food with toothpicks that someone else used to eat their food. I’m just hoping they didn’t use the toothpicks to pick their teeth too Yummy!