So our stolen car saga continues. We got a letter from Prince George’s County police department saying they found our car. So we went to the police station to get a release form to pick up our impounded car. As we went in I said to Lora, “I have a feeling something is going to go wrong.” Sure enough. The lady at the window, who likes customers less than criminals, tells us they can’t release it because our car has been involved in the commission of a crime. More specifically, someone used our ’97 Honda with 225,000 miles as their getaway car in a bank robbery! They are “sweeping” the car for evidence so we can’t get it back till they are done.

Seriously? You steal a ’97 Honda with 225,000 mile as your getaway car? I promise you this: if there was a chase after that bank robbery, our Honda wouldn’t be able to outrun a cop on a segway! Why don’t you steal a Ford Explorer with rims or a mini-cooper with stripes? That’s the best you can do?

I have no idea when we’ll get our car back, but this pastor is going to be driving around a getaway car used in a bank robbery. Taking the junky car club to the next level baby!