A successful surgery. I’ve had half a dozen surgeries including ruptured intestines and restructured knees so this didn’t even feel like surgery. It took 12 minutes

I had a cyst on my right index finger removed. I’m glad it wasn’t my middle finger Look at the picture and you’ll see what I mean. Here’s the funny thing. With my index finger sticking up like that I feel like chanting “We’re #1, We’re #1.” Actually, I did do a little “We’re #1” chant for the nurses before leave post-op.

Here is my thought of the day. We’ve put a man on the moon. Why can’t someone design a hospital gown that actually closes in the back?

One of life’s unsolved mysteries.