This is embarrassing. Some of you are going to laugh at me. And I guess I’m ok with that or I wouldn’t be posting it. I just sent my first text message using two thumbs. Guess what? It’s about twice as fast.

You ever feel like a total idiot? Why didn’t I think of that five years ago? I have no idea why. I’ve been texting for years, but I’ve always used one thumb. Go figure. Creature of habit I guess.

Here’s to opposable thumbs.