Just thought I’d share a little Ebenezer’s trivia.

Ebenezers is all I can think about today. I find myself wandering over there for no reason at all today I’ve already been over there half a dozen times!

Here’s an Ebenezer’s multiple-choice:

a) I wanted to install a hot tub on the roof
b) I wanted to put a basketball court on the roof
c) I wanted to turn the elevator into an office.
d) I wanted to put my bookshelves into one bathroom and turn it into a library.
e) I want a secret passageway between 201 and 205 F Street.
f) I wanted our signature desert to be fondue but we call it fundue.
g) I wanted to install a fireman’s pole between the office and coffeehouse levels.

h) all of the above

The answer is h

a) The hot tub would be for baptisms, of course!

b) I thought a rooftop basketball court would be sweet, but two-story rebounds on a busy intersection might cause accidents!

c) Wouldn’t it be kind of cool to have a moving office in an elevator? The only problem is the door opening and people walking into your office all day

d) I think bathroom is spelled library. And vice versa. I’m a big believer in bathroom stewardship. Why not kill two birds with one stone!

e) I would love a secret door in the back of one of our closets at Ebenezers that goes through to 205 F Street. It just seems so Narnian.

f) I think fondue would be fun. Thus fundue.

g) I think it’d be totally sweet to have a fireman’s pole between the first and second level so we could slide down fireman style when we had a four alarm caffeine emergency. Unfortunately, the fireman’s pole wouldn’t pass fire inspection. Stairs are so pedestrian, but they’ll have to do!