My apologies in advance to all owners of pet guinea pigs! You are going to hate me. You might not want to read this. In fact, if you have a weak stomach you might want to stop reading right now. Alright, if you’re still reading it means you have a strong stomach. Last chance…

I ate guinea pig while I was in Ecuador. I’m not proud of it. I’ll probably never do it again. But I did it. Evidently, guinea pig is a delicacy in Ecuador. To put it in monetary terms, a hamburguesa cost $3 and the guinea pig was $15.

We actually gave some of our leftover guinea pig to our taxi driver. He loved us. I wouldn’t however recommend that you give an American taxi driver fried guinea pig. It might not be interpreted as a gesture of kindness. You’d probably be considered a freak. Which is probably what you are if you go around giving taxi drivers guinea pigs.

I’ve stopped making sense so I’ll stop blogging now.