I’m trying to wrap up loose ends before I head out to the Grand Canyon with Parker. So I tried recording an extended absence greeting on my phone. Just wondering if it takes anybody else thirteen tries to get the greeting right? I’m not kidding. Thirteen attempts. Sometimes I marvel at my little ineptitudes!

By the way, I was tempted to do an eternal absence greeting. I’m just not a phone guy. Why would you call me when you can email me? You know what I’m saying?