I need some help. I want to have a little fun with the elevator at Ebenezers. I read about a restaurant that puts “Women” on the inside door of the men’s bathroom just to play mind games I want the Ebenezers to have fun with friends (customers). I want the place to have personality. I’m thinking about posting a sign with facetious “Elevator Rules” in the Elevator.

Elevators have this weird sociological affect Most of us have been on hundreds of elevators but we still feel awkward in certain elevator situations. So I was thinking about “lightening up the mood” with some facetious rules posted in the elevator.

Here are a few “rules” I’ve come up with myself, but I’d welcome rules submitted by readers.
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Elevator Rules:

Act Natural
Stare at the Door
Please Press All Buttons Multiple Times
Discontinue all Conversations
Whispering Allowed
Humming is Encouraged

I have no idea where I’m going with this, but I want people to have fun in our elevator I’d like to make the short ride enjoyable!