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Chuck Norris Facts

I’ve had some heavy duty posts this week so I thought I’d end the week on a light note. I’m a Chuck Norris fan. Loved Walker, Texas Ranger back in the day! But I’m an even bigger fan of Chuck Norris Facts. Here are a few of my favorites.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity…twice!
When the bogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King…and got it.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves.
If Chuck Norris were President we wouldn’t need a military.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
When Chuck Norris falls in water he doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

So many Chuck Norris facts. So little time.