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I’ll never be the same.
I’m a chai guy. For years I’ve been drinking Chai and I thought it was caffeinated. I just found out that most vanilla chai isn’t. I feel like my house of cards caved in. So many days I’ve needed my chai so the caffeine could kick start me. It’s been a sham. A placebo. And now it’s a nocebo.
What am I to do?
I was living a lie!
Oh, Ignorance. Oh, Ignorance. Where have you gone?
I guess I’ll just have to readjust my entire life!